Thursday, December 20, 2007

TT#16: MORE Books Never Written

What?! It's Thursday already? I'm still working on Monday's To-Do list! That may have something to do with the fact that my to-do lists on Mondays are pretty optimistic, and I'm lucky to get it all done by Friday!

But onward with today's Thursday Thirteen. Once more, I present to you a list of books that could have been written, but weren't because the authors don't exist. This is a compilation of ideas from my kids, our friends, and myself.

The Joy of Trying New Recipes, by May B. Good

Guide to Over Eating, by Ima Hogg

Selecting Fancy Light Fixtures, by Crystal Shanda Lear

When I'm Famous, by Hansel Clapp

Gourmet Cooking for 600, by Bernie Black and E.T. Enniway

My Grandpa was a Church Janitor, by Dusty Church

Automobile Mechanics, by Carl Gogh

Hunting Blinds and How To Use Them, by M. Heiden

A Documentary of Hurricane Andrew, by Wendy Daye and Stormie Knight

My Life as a Thief, by Robin Witta Gunn

A History of Comedy, by Whit E. Fellowes

Encouraging Your Young Child To Succeed, by N. Abel

Communication in a Marriage, by I. Tock and U. Tock

Do you have any book ideas to add?


Sniz said...

You guys wrote all of these? They re great! So creative!

Patti said...

These are fantastic! I can't think of one clever one and you all thought of 13!?!?! Wow! :)

mom huebert said...

Patti-- Well, I came up with four of them. It's my daughter who is the really creative one. Half of them are hers!

{Karla} said...

Oh my goodness! Those are a hoot!

How about: "The Delicate Art of Changing a Diaper", by Babe E. Bottoms

Happy T13 and Merry Christmas!


Sandee (Comedy +) said...

These are very clever. I love it. What great minds your kids have. Have a great TT. :)

Lazy Daisy said...

Too never know someone might just write one of these! Merry Christmas

Natalie said...

Those are funny...I'd read a few. LOL!

Possibly my worst, most unimaginative TT is up if you want to check it out. I was at a loss this week for what to write.

Deanna Dahlsad said...

Such a clever daughter you have!

Thanks for stopping by my list too :)

Nicholas said...

Very clever list.

MondaythroughSunday said...

lol..very creative! Merry Christmas!